Does Santa have an e-mail or do I have to mail this the old fashion way?

Okay Santa.  I've kept my end of the bargain.
I've tried to be pretty darn good this year. (mostly)

1- An art kit.
(An artist, without an art kit, now really!)

2- Cabbage Patch Kid.
(Notice I underlined the word Kid, not baby, not newborn.)

3- A new lunchbox.
(Maybe they'll get the idea and give me home lunch instead of making me eat that nasty school stuff!)

4- A Bean Bag Chair.
(I know my room is too small, so how about a new room, then.  Okay, I thought you might change your mind about the chair).

5- A Chemistry Set
(How am I supposed to make my secret potions to control the world?)

6- A Cash Register
(You know how I feel about my moola.  I need a place to hide the stash.)

7- A 19" TV/ DVD Combo (Flat screen of course).

8- An ipod Shuffle
(This is strictly a business decision, you never know when an audition is coming.)

9- An Xbox 360. ( Am I pushing my luck here?)

10- DS video games.